I’m sure anyone that’s read my ‘About Me‘ page has got to be wondering how the hell I became such a Buffet-like genius and how I’m currently able to enjoy the fruits of my success from my own private Caribbean Island.
No really, that’s how it is.
Seriously, it’s like that.
Okay, so it’s not like that at all. However, there’s nuggets of wisdom here for you.
During our time together, I can show you how to take the cost of a camping trip from $200 for five days to $1400.00 in a mere 24 hours. I can reveal the secrets of turning any moving day into an unmitigated disaster complete with exorbitant price tag. The possibilities are endless! The outside picture of my brain shows little of my true potential. See below for the actual process that you can replicate at home!
The actual magic happens on a much smaller level – the technology required to observe this genius does not exist yet. Because of that, we’re forced to rely on a re-enactment of my elite brain sorting abilities. Observe the genius below. Here’s a re-enactment: (Click the pic to get a better look)
If you follow these simple steps to ideas greatness, you too can achieve my success. Stay tuned for more steps to becoming brain legendary.
Inspiration brought to you by:
Allie over at Hyperbole and a Half