I’m sure anyone that’s read my ‘About Me‘ page has got to be wondering how the hell I became such a Buffet-like genius and how I’m currently able to enjoy the fruits of my success from my own private Caribbean Island.
No really, that’s how it is.
Seriously, it’s like that.
Okay, so it’s not like that at all. However, there’s nuggets of wisdom here for you.
During our time together, I can show you how to take the cost of a camping trip from $200 for five days to $1400.00 in a mere 24 hours. I can reveal the secrets of turning any moving day into an unmitigated disaster complete with exorbitant price tag. The possibilities are endless! The outside picture of my brain shows little of my true potential. See below for the actual process that you can replicate at home!
The actual magic happens on a much smaller level – the technology required to observe this genius does not exist yet. Because of that, we’re forced to rely on a re-enactment of my elite brain sorting abilities. Observe the genius below. Here’s a re-enactment: (Click the pic to get a better look)
If you follow these simple steps to ideas greatness, you too can achieve my success. Stay tuned for more steps to becoming brain legendary.
Inspiration brought to you by:
Allie over at Hyperbole and a Half
Stephanie (Empowered Dollar) with her guest post at Blog Sexier
Kathryn (Makin Sense Babe) with her also guest post at Blog Sexier *Fly your freak flag!
Matt Becker says
I’ve think you’ve got some promise as an artist, haha! Seriously though, we all make poor decisions and catch some bad breaks. You’re working on learning from some of yours, which is really the best you can do. Keep up the good work.
Lindsey D says
Hah! I do believe I have a career as an MS Paint Artist.
I don’t mind poking fun at myself for kooky decisions I’ve made in the past. Money is a serious subject and there’s usually a lot of emotion behind it that makes it difficult for people to talk about it. I’ve seen some bloggers chronicle their money “mistakes” all the way back to their first paper route (Dude, I wish I were exaggerating). That is a crazy amount of pressure.
If I sometimes put out dumb little cartoon drawings about my own mistakes, maybe people will be able to laugh a little and not worry so much. It’s what can make the difference between being able to talk about it and not talking about it. I don’t being a little tongue in cheek with my own history, especially if it can brighten up someone else’s day.
Thank you for your encouragement – you’re a superstar. 🙂
Budget and the Beach says
ha ha ha!!! I love it! I think we actually might share the same brain! Looking forward to following your journey!
Lindsey D says
Thanks for visiting, buddy! Yeah – I figured I wasn’t the only one who made kooky decisions from time to time. 🙂 I look forward to following yours as well!
Grayson @ Debt RoundUp says
What an insight into the inner workings of your brain. This shows true potential!
Lindsey D says
My brain is truly a work of bad idea art! My potential is limitless!
Thanks Grayson. 🙂