Hi folks! We were doing a garage clean-out today and found an over-sized print of London from Ikea that we had intended to donate a couple months ago. In a fit of charitable gung-ho, I attempted to wedge it into my car so that it could be transported to Goodwill and imparted to some deserving soul. Unfortunately, not even Vaseline and a shoe horn were going to make those physics work and so we were left with Kijiji. I asked Phil (husband) to post the ad and this is what he came up with:
Definitely NOT Cursed Picture Free To Good Home
This amazing piece of Ikea art, which is definitely NOT currently under the effect of an ancient and terrible curse, is available for free to the first person who can fit it in their car/truck.
The piece measures 55″ x 39.5″, and includes a frame.
If you are a person who enjoys pictures of Olde Londonne Towne with a double decker bus on it advertising the musicals Phantom of the Opera and Cats, then this is kismet.
If you also enjoy pictures where one of the people in the background do NOT seem to move from one location to another within the picture, then I don’t know why you haven’t called already.
If you don’t mind your cat constantly hissing, or dog barking, at this completely normal picture, frame included, then give me a call and come pick this up.
Trucking not available.
How did it turn out?
The print went to a deserving soul within the hour; my husband’s reputation as hilarious remains intact; and our garage has 55″ x 39.5″ more space than it did before. And we all lived happily ever after.