Awkward Stock Photo Contest – $25 Paypal cash (x2)

You need to let me help you with the back of your head when you dye your hair.

See how perfectly trimmed my eyebrows are?

My Grandma said if I made this face too often it would stay that way. Always listen to your Grandma.

Why, HELLO there!

This girl is NUTS!

How old did you say this gummy bear was?

You paid how much for those earrings??

My plastic surgeon was going through a personal crisis. We're going to the lawyers this afternoon.

I made this exact face for my new eharmony profile. My inbox is probably overflowing.

You lost your coupon binder??  That's horrible!!

I sat in wet paint...what?

It tastes chewy, what is it?  ....Chocolate covered what?????

This is my sexy stare. Works all the time.

What? He left you standing at the alter??

You bought those shoes for 24.99. Now that's smart savings!

I shouldn't have laughed so hard....I will wait to get up.

I only have eyes for you.

You don't like chocolate??

He got you a vacuum cleaner for Valentines Day?

OH girl did you really just let out a wet one? So not cool.  

I shouldn't have gotten dressed in the dark, I think my thong is on backwards.

I said what in my sleep??

I really recommend this Botox clinic that I'm going to.

Have you ever seen the movie Pippi Longstocking...

I will just blame the dog...

I have photographic memory.  I capture everything with my eyes.

You want to dye your hair blue??

The cheese wasn't lactose free?

I thought that was cow milk I drank.

The better to see you with eyes, my dear!

You dont believe in love at first sight?!

You don't know about Swagbucks?  Let me explain.

That was not a funny joke. This is my not laughing face.

What do you mean I got a tattoo last night?

My skirt was tucked into my pantyhose while we were walking???!

Sometimes I can't believe I'm friends with you.

Let's have a staring contest!  Go!

You told him I liked him??

What do you think if I put down that my eyes are my best asset on my Eharmony profile?

Brain freeze

The doc said the swelling would go down soon.

How can you not like Tom Brady? He has everything..

What??  You eloped??!

This is my best SMIZE! Tyra Banks would be impressed!

How old do you think I am?

Ya so the botox doctor said I would regain use of my muscles in about six weeks.

See how I seduce men with my mysterious eyes?

I won the giveaway?!  Wow!!

You think my eyebrows are REAL?

She said what about me on facebook??